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Give God What's Right, Not What's Left

1. Give God what's
right-not what's left!!

2. ''Pray" is a four letter word
you can say anywhere- except
in public schools.

3. Man's way leads to a
hopeless end- God's way
leads to an endless hope.

4. A lot of kneeling will keep
you in good standing.

5. He who kneels before God
can stand before anyone.

6. To be almost saved is
to be totally lost.

7. In the sentence of life,
the devil may be a comma-
but never let him be the period.
 
8.  Don't put a question mark
where God puts a period.

9. God grades on the cross,
not on the curve.

10. Are you wrinkled?
Come to church for a facelift.

11. When praying, don't give God
instructions-just report for duty.

12. God doesn't want shares
of your life-he wants a
controlling interest.

13. Don't wait for six strong
men to take you to church.

14. We don't change God's
message-His message
changes us.

15. The church is prayer-conditioned.

16. When God ordains,
He sustains.

17. WARNING: Exposure to the
Son may prevent burning.

18. Plan ahead-it wasn't raining
when Noah built the ark.

19. Most people want to serve God,
but only in a advisory position.

20.  Suffering with truth decay?
Brush up on your BIBLE.

21. Exercise daily-walk with
the Lord.

22. Coincidences happen when
God chooses to remain anonymous.

23. Wisdom has two parts-1)
having a lot to say-2)
not saying it.

24. Never give the devil a ride
he will always want to drive.

25. A clean conscience make
a soft pillow.
 
26. Nothing else ruins the truth like
stretching it.
 
27. Compassion is difficult
to give away because it keeps
coming back.
 
28. He who angers you
controls you.
 
29. Worry is the darkroom
in which negatives can develop.
 
30. Give satan an inch
he'll be a ruler.
 
31. Forbidden fruits
create many jams.
 
32. Be ye fishers of men-
you catch them
He'll clean them.
 
33. Deciding not to choose
Jesus is still making a choice.
He qualifies the called.
 
34. Read the Bible- it will scare
the hell out of you.
 
35.If God is your co-pilot-
swap seats.

Author Unknown

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